This is why I do the science. Money shot quote:

Then the researchers spotted some­thing particular about the males: they projected their testes outward, which endowed them with a certain “mouse swagger,” Erdman says. On measuring the males, they found that the testicles of the yogurt consumers were about 5 percent heavier than those of mice fed typical diets alone and around 15 percent heavier than those of junk-eating males.

I think I should just eliminate the middle man and submit here directly:

The founding principle of the Journal of Universal Rejection (JofUR) is rejection. Universal rejection. That is to say, all submissions, regardless of quality, will be rejected. Despite that apparent drawback, here are a number of reasons you may choose to submit to the JofUR:

• You can send your manuscript here without suffering waves of anxiety regarding the eventual fate of your submission. You know with 100% certainty that it will not be accepted for publication.
• There are no page-fees.
• You may claim to have submitted to the most prestigious journal (judged by acceptance rate).
• The JofUR is one-of-a-kind. Merely submitting work to it may be considered a badge of honor.
• You retain complete rights to your work, and are free to resubmit to other journals even before our review process is complete.
• Decisions are often (though not always) rendered within hours of submission.

(via env-econ)

Since I have no idea what goes where in my life right now (a downside of a siloed existence), I’m sticking this here.

I’d never thought about the fact that college coaches and administrators have higher salaries because the players aren’t paid, but it makes sense. One thing the article doesn’t address: the fact that many top coaches are paid by donors rather than out of the general budget. I’m pretty sure that’s how it works here at UF.

A bookmarklet to transform Google searches into Google Scholar searches. Important now that Google has demoted Scholar from the front page.